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Tuesday, February 28, 2006

Hmmm... I don't quite know what to say about my personality test results. Except maybe, do I make you horny, baby?

...NOW it is revealed why you are getting your phd. not b/c you are interested in saving cancer patients, but because you want to see how many chicks you can scare up! ohhhhh .... sinister!

By diebenkorn, at 3:13 PM
Why do you think I want to be a professor? The thrill of scientific discovery? To contribute to society? Yeah, whatever. No, my real reason can be summed up in two words: freshmen girls.

By swimmerpie3331, at 3:19 PM
hey i can't blame you, undergrad guys are a big reason for me wanting to go to grad school. wow i will offer to TA all sections! even courses in which i have no expertise! oh, did we have a lab today? fuck that, let's go watch a movie! all you hot guys get automatic A's, let's go!

By diebenkorn, at 3:29 PM