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Wednesday, May 03, 2006

Tijuana, anyone?

I think Spring Break in Cancun just became even more fun:
Mexican President Vicente Fox will sign a bill that would legalize the use of nearly every drug and narcotic sold by the same Mexican cartels he's vowed to fight during his five years in office, a spokesman said Tuesday....And the per-person amounts approved for possession by anyone 18 or older could easily turn any college party into an all-nighter: half a gram of coke, a couple of Ecstasy pills, several doses of LSD, a few marijuana joints, a spoonful of heroin, 5 grams of opium and more than 2 pounds of peyote, the hallucinogenic cactus.

Really, that all sounds OK to me except for the peyote. 2 frickin' pounds? This will even more credence to one of my favorite insults: peyote-eater.

Read the whole thing here.

2 Comments:

  • Tijuana friggin' sucked, man. I was just recently there. Horrible place. I didn't even want to go over that bridge. It smelled like urine. I was repulsed almost instantly. I lasted through the first area of shops and shit and walked up the ramp to that bridge and couldn't take it anymore.
    Then I went back and stood in line for roughly 90 minutes like an asshole to gte back into my beloved country.
    Mexico. Fuck that. I'll never go there again.

    by the way for laughs check out www.jasonmulgrew.com
    and www.dtswithmf.blogspot.com

    I always laugh my ass off at both of those websites. Oass them along, too. I need those sites to remain kickin' for sustenance reasons, yo.

    By Anonymous The Paterfamilias, at 12:58 AM  

  • damn, man. I meant to write "pass them along." I accidentally hit the wrong key in my drunken stupor. Keep pimpin' man.

    By Anonymous the paterfamilias, at 12:59 AM  

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